Me: Okay, Ma. I need to get off the phone and take Ginger for a walk. OH! Speaking of walk! The other day, me and Ginger almost got attacked by a wild boar!
Mom: GASP! What?? Oh My God!
Me: Okay, maybe not "almost attacked". But we did see one from a distance but he ran away.
Mom: That's not really nothing like almost attacked.
Me: (Laughing) I know, but it sounds a little more exciting...