Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Mama's on the phone! PAR-TAY!

Y'all, let me tell you! It was one of THOSE nights. With school back in, those kids are suppose to be in the be by nine. Well, I decided to make them fold their clothes before they went to bed because Mama ain't about to be doing all this housework by herself. I didn't wear those clothes!

Anywho, apparently the boys had swallowed a box of giggles at the dinner table because something was really dang-on funny about those clothes.

The problem was, my mom decided to call right before 9, which just so happens to be the worse time for me to be on the phone, when it is time for them to go down.

When I get on the phone, they automatically think it's playtime because Mama ain't gonna do nothin' to us with a witness on the other line!

So while they are suppose to me folding the basket of laundry that was poured on the bed, all I could hear was

HEE HEE HEE KEEE KEEE KEE HEE KEEE HEE HE KEEEEEE!

I went in there and laid out the threats.

Do you think that worked?

No! Because I was still on the phone.

HEE HEE KEEE KEE HEEE KEEE KEEE KEEEEEE!

I took out the belt.

So you think that worked?

No. Because I was still holding the phone.

HEEEE HEE KEEE KEE KEEE KEE HEEE HE KEEE KEE!

I pop their butt! (obviously it didn't hurt) Do you know they laughed at me?!?!?


KEEE KEEE KEEE HEE HEEE HEEE HE KEEE KEEE KEEEEEE!

I hung up the phone.

silence....................

The clothes got folded and the light went off.

Those little twerps know when to play with me!

7 comments:

mrscravitz said...

Boy does this bring back the memories! LOL My kids were the same! I got a chuckle from your story. Thanks.

T.Allen-Mercado said...

Too funny-or atleast it was 'til you hung up the phone!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Kids sure know how to push buttons...especially when you are on the phone with their grandma. At least you can say that they were enjoying their clothes folding.

The Peach Tart said...

they got your number

Kristin said...

LOL! You crack me up! That's so funny :)

Melissa said...

OMG... you know it, girl!! I swear it is in the "kid handbook" that says they have to do anything and everything to annoy the parent as soom as the parent picks up the phone!!!!!! :)

AMIT said...

Funny and thanks for sharing your memories with us.

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