He has that gangsta-lean thing goin' on cuz he's cool like dat!
He was one excited kid. It's his first year in Tackle so he got to wear the full gear this year.
If you ask me what position he plays I would have to twirl my hair around my finger and go blonde on you because I don't know nothing about no darn football. (double negative, I know) All I know is that he blocks, on both defense and offense. Yeah, he's just that good! (well, maybe it's because they only have 14 players, but who cares.)
He made a TOUCHDOWN!! First game and he made a touchdown! The boy is GOOD!
Okay, well, he kinda didn't follow the play, but he got the point so why does that matter???
You see, all I saw was my child run into a group of kids and come out with the ball, hauling tail towards the goal line. No one could catch him.
When I asked him about his totally awesome point scoring event, he said, "Well, all I know is that I saw *the quarterback* surrounded by a buncha people, ma. And I saw he needed help. So I just ran in there and got the ball out of his hands and made the touch down!"
Okay, so maybe that's not exactly the right way to play football. Maybe you're suppose to play your position.
BUT WHO CARE! My Boy scored a touchdown!
He's officially Da MAN!