Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I wish I could.........

There are so many things that I wish I could do.

I wish I could fly from one place to the next, particularly since I'm suffering with these gas prices and I own a ten year old Navigator. The only thing is that they would surely find a way to tax that too. Make me pay for the wind beneath my wings or something.

I wish I could finally get off my butt and get some energy to really work out and that after only a 10 minute workout I would be down to my ideal weight and be able to prance around in an Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny, you know? One workout. Or better yet, I wish I could eat all I want and never change in appearance. How about that?!?!

I wish I could have it all. The ability to be a stay at home mom and a career woman. But it seems that the only way that could happen is if I worked my business at night while ...the kids... are sleeping..... hmmm. Do prostitute moms have it made or what! Highly adored stay at home mom by day, avid dedicated business women making her own money, making many people HAPPY by night....... Hmmm.

Most of all, I wish I could shield my children from all pain and hurt in their future. The thought of anything happening to them, anyone hurting them or any pain coming their way makes me cringe and I certainly wish I could shield them from it all.

7 comments:

Mama's Losin' It said...

Prostitute moms have it MADE! You crack me up. That link will work great and I'll hold onto it, but stop by tomorrow and see if you can add it onto the post yourself...it'll be quicker that way. You'll see...

Mrs.D said...

Nice blog! I really like your layout. I'll be back, looks like we have some issues in common.

Tara said...

I love your wishes. I think mine are pretty close as well. I'm all about eating whatever you want. :) Cute blog!! I love your writing!

Tara said...

oh... and I gave you a blog award! :)

Petula said...

You crack me up too. I love your sense of humor. I'm with you on this one: "I wish I could" too.

Angie said...

Yea but I wouldn't really want to be a prostitute. Great idea though!
Nice blog, love the color combos. ADORABLE little lovies, I hope you don't mind if I stop back by from time to time.

Melissa said...

Your children are beautiful! I totally agree with your I wish I could. Oh wouldn't us moms have it made!!!